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Pretty fun...

It's a nice time-killer. The AI is sweet enough to work well too.

Two hours later...

This is the best Flash game I have yet to play. Perfect controls, excellent graphics and animation, just stunning. Where did you get the Korean propaganda from?

10s all around.

Not impressed...

Your rendered castle had more appeal than this game. Sluggish response, uneven pacing, and a death face that looks like Cartman's bunghole. Not fun and you lost me in a minute. Maybe it'd be fine for a kid and I don't mean to be harsh, but come on. You're Armor Games!

Joy, Maria beaver shots.

This is like River City Ransom minus the fun, effective jump attacks, and a sense of gameplay. My freakin' head. Oh, and nice cinnamon roll on the nurse's head too. :P

Silly and nassty, but still a playable clone

I know people are discussing how the game compared in every way to the arcade game, but I just liked it because it was laugh-out-loud absurd and silly. The controls were decent and flying around wasn't a pain in the... well, you know. Did you do some recent updates? I noticed one small, um, asstroy swirled around after it was shot and the rocking horses faced backwards.

I hope nobody else gets all foamy-mouthed about this submission... life's too short. :D

Totally awesome and original.

This was an amazingly planned and programmed game, unlike a lot of shit flashes I try out that have godawful sluggish controls and same-old-same-old game themes. Very nice all-around effort.

Johnny responds:

Thanks!

Awesome game! Reminds me of Pac-Man. :P

Not a bad game, I liked the asymmetry of your boards and the voices, from tardo to pirate scalawag. I don't know if the age-old problem of fairly dull gameplay from Pac-Man clones will ever be solved, but this was fun.

Two scary things...

1. How much time I spent playing it and
2. How many chicks you've probably gotten off this already.

Pretty brutal before the final surprise, but fun!

The balance of the challenge vs. rewards is just about perfect, and except for some gawd-nigh-impossible odds the game never totally loses its fun. I like the ending twist; it showed up just as the game's difficulty was making me say "Is that all there is?"... fortunately, it wasn't. :)

What the heck, bulletproof neck?

This is a pretty smooth game, except for the one-shot kills (PLEASE add a life bar if you'll be doing a remake) and the hit detection is way too stingy. Otherwise it's a good, solid effort.

Don't bother sending messages if you're 10 or younger and were raised with the impression you can kill people you disagree with. Cheers.

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