lethaltimes's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pixel Blaster]

Pretty fun...

It's a nice time-killer. The AI is sweet enough to work well too.

[Black Ops:Korean Conflict]

Two hours later...

This is the best Flash game I have yet to play. Perfect controls, excellent graphics and animation, just stunning. Where did you get the Korean propaganda from?

10s all around.

[Higher and Higher!]

Not impressed...

Your rendered castle had more appeal than this game. Sluggish response, uneven pacing, and a death face that looks like Cartman's bunghole. Not fun and you lost me in a minute. Maybe it'd be fine for a kid and I don't mean to be harsh, but come on. You're Armor Games!

[AssTroys]

Silly and nassty, but still a playable clone

I know people are discussing how the game compared in every way to the arcade game, but I just liked it because it was laugh-out-loud absurd and silly. The controls were decent and flying around wasn't a pain in the... well, you know. Did you do some recent updates? I noticed one small, um, asstroy swirled around after it was shot and the rocking horses faced backwards.

I hope nobody else gets all foamy-mouthed about this submission... life's too short. :D

[Grammachnophobia]

Totally awesome and original.

This was an amazingly planned and programmed game, unlike a lot of shit flashes I try out that have godawful sluggish controls and same-old-same-old game themes. Very nice all-around effort.

Johnny responds:

Thanks!

[Ultimate Pie Theft]

Awesome game! Reminds me of Pac-Man. :P

Not a bad game, I liked the asymmetry of your boards and the voices, from tardo to pirate scalawag. I don't know if the age-old problem of fairly dull gameplay from Pac-Man clones will ever be solved, but this was fun.

[Doula-Ball]

Two scary things...

1. How much time I spent playing it and
2. How many chicks you've probably gotten off this already.

[Parachute Retrospect]

Pretty brutal before the final surprise, but fun!

The balance of the challenge vs. rewards is just about perfect, and except for some gawd-nigh-impossible odds the game never totally loses its fun. I like the ending twist; it showed up just as the game's difficulty was making me say "Is that all there is?"... fortunately, it wasn't. :)

[D.A.F Level 1]

What the heck, bulletproof neck?

This is a pretty smooth game, except for the one-shot kills (PLEASE add a life bar if you'll be doing a remake) and the hit detection is way too stingy. Otherwise it's a good, solid effort.