lethaltimes's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Destroy the house !]

Um...

Houses blow up a lot more easily than that.

What's the point?

[Las aventuras de Mr.Coo]

A classic

A very good example of timeless humorous animation. Don't listen to those crappy reviews... you've got a good solid sense of humor and production values and it was all well done. The bit with the room rotating was pure genius.

Boring things are keeping you from doing this? Aw, man. This could easily be your calling.

[Ramen Flash]

Totally over the top!

That was completely intense. Stop reading this review and watch it! Now! THANK ME LATER! NOW GO! I SAID GO? WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING READING THIS REVIEW? YOU ARE MISSING NEWGROUND'S MOST AWESOME RECENT FLASH! MY AUNT BETTY CAME BY AND SAID SHE HAS KIDNEY WARTS. JUST KIDDING, I SAID THAT SO YOU WOULD STOP READING THIS REVIEW! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING IT!?! >_< DO YOU KNOW KNOW OF EVEN THE MEREST HINTS OF THE TECHNICAL EXCELLENCE, STUNNING VISUALS, EYE-POPPING CUTE MANGA BABE AND EXTREME VIOLENCE CONTAINED HEREIN! I KID NOT! NOW GO!

I SAID GO!

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO KEEP READING THIS?

SERIOUSLY?

BUT.... JUST CLICK THE DAMN MOVIE!

I BEG YOU!

I SLEEP NOW.

NO I DON'T! I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO CLICK THE MOVIE!

WATCH IT!

I CAN'T STOP TYPING UNTIL YOU DO!

YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Massacre : RB2]

If more people had talent like you...

reviewers like me wouldn't have to write shitty reviews. To quote, "don't shoot the messenger."

[Rated TV-MA]

Ya need a spell check and better voice-overs

Why didn't you record them to perfection? While the spontaneity and writing you had made this a pretty funny piece, some of your stumbles brought the overall rating down.

Don't get me wrong, this was about one of the funniest one-kid recordings I've heard in a long time (dare I say it reminded me of when I was 14?) and you seem pretty ahead of the curve. If you want better ratings, just use spell check and record it like you've rehearsed it.

Good job overall though.

MrCongeniality responds:

I had to do multiple recordings to get this right. I did create the graphics first actually, as you can probably tell, notice how I say "Oh crap time's up", I was watching Flash in the background and noticed that that a keyframe was about to end (it was the one that would lead into the next scene), and if I didn't hurry I would throw the flow and pace off. I can also say when I was reading the scrolling text, I know I had fucked up on one part, but my technical knowledge with sound wasn't as good as it is now, and damn, if I hadn't of lost this FLA file I would of edited the sound using Sony Vegas or Acid Pro or even Soundforge. Oh yeah, I was 16 (2 months shy of 17) at the time of this movie's conception. So yeah...you overestimated me. :P

Thanks for the review!

[The Pope Collection (RIP)]

Colossally retarded... and it took FOUR of you?

This has to be one of the top three ugliest Flashes I've seen, along with Gary The Gynecologist and David Firth's Milkman (though Milkman has some very valid merits to it).

The sound and graphics complemented each other like kidney stones and diarrhea. I won't even go into the "dialogue".

You do make some really, really cool buttons though. :P

["target practice" W.W.W]

Even though people may respond badly...

... your heart's definitely in the right place and I agree with your way of presenting your animation. You handled the way people responded extremely well, and always remember that there will always be a small, vocal minority who oppose you and are also, by the way, full of themselves or something worse (which is more often the case), so please keep your head up and keep producing for NG. This place needs a lot more people with consciences to counteract the filth factor (just like anywhere else on Earth, I'm not singling out NG, because it is one of my favorite sites and the good it does outweighs the harm tremendously).

[Schiavo's Secret]

Oh, man...

I never thought I'd see someone manage to pull off a Schiavo joke with anything resembling decent humor... Just a day to produce this? Compared to all the clock crap out there that allegedly took weeks to produce, this is the Holy Grail.

Very well done, though a mite tasteless as has to be expected :D

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 9]

Much better this time

Who knows, maybe you'll get her to come around yet. :D

The timing and humor and special effects have all gotten much better since the last one of your submissions I saw.

Good luck with tha tang... haha

Ryan-Smith responds:

Cool thanks, but that tang is gonna take more than these weak plans to get.

[TV-Devil]

Needs a bit more punch in the humor department

The ending was pretty weak... and there wasn't really to much to suggest the inside of a TV... a better premise would have included the devil fighting with some of today's lame-ass TV personalities and no-name 15-seconds-of-famers.