Um... how about War on Boredom?
... or Paint Peel.
Oh, and I've got a flash with a stick figure in it. I wanted to add a 3-D trailer, smellovision encoding, and a secret fighting game with Tom Fulp as a character, but my deadline came up wayyyy to fast! Enjoy the stick!
Are you serious?
Front page? Why? Pressure from the scatophile lobby? It's one thing to be cutting-edge but this is just cutting shit. Literally.
I awarded points for it being short.
Don't get me wrong, I can even deal with a full-length Doodieman Flash, but this... ugh. And Star Wars is beyond gay anyway. Yeah, you heard me, all you dorks masturbating to Natalie Portman, Carrie Fisher and Jabba the Hutt.
Instant classic!
I love my cat Sassy, but this submission kept me firing kitties for about 2 hours. It totally rocks in every aspect. :D
Don't play unless you have hours to vaporize! LOL
One little click on that link was all it took. This is a PHENOMENAL game. Sound that doesn't grate on you after hours. Gameplay that's the same. An illusory air of simplicity. The hook that makes you keep going back for that one extra bit of increasingly valuable subterranean treasure. Even a minor, well-written storyline!
I played to 11,000,000 points. It is THAT addictive, and that good. Be warned! :D Bravo!
Good premise but...
I'd hope you'd get reinforcements at some point :P I got slaughtered by level 2 anyway.
Not enough side-to-side motion
The backgrounds are great, but the foreground's kind of plain... and there isn't enough lateral movement when you really want to hit something on the other side.
A pretty good game though.
Every other flash runs okay on my computer...
This one bogged way down when I held the fire button though. Otherwise not bad... it was weird but it seemed that the closer creatures got to me, the tougher it was to hit them.
A diamond in the rough
The controls were a little difficult to get used to, but NES games were like that anyway. The bosses were really well done and the humor and writing were right up there... it shows that you must have taken a long time to get this done, and I can't see how people can trash it unless they played it for 10 seconds or less... Kicking 50 Bin Ladens' asses... pure genius. Keep it up... a sequel would be awesome!
Very cool game!
The backdrops remind me of Out of This World... the sound, while kind of repetitive, works when you turn it down... and the control is fantastic... I liked how you didn't have to fret about every single pixel and you got a small amount of leeway (though I got stuck on the wire in area 2 :P... hehe)
Maybe a little more color and detail, but if it means sacrificing playability, just keep it as it. I like it!
Has potential, but needs a lot of work...
1. Fix yer English! All I know is that all my base are belong to you!
2. Add more objects to interact with.
3. Ease up the difficulty a bit... it's somewhat interesting to provide a change in fuel consumption rates, but also somewhat bleak.
I've got other stuff to do, but you know what you need to do.
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